So my mother is planning on remodeling the house. She sends me floor plans and wants to know what I think about them.
Since this is the house I grew up in, I have some feels about this, and so Sunday night I spend like 3 hours screen-sharing on skype to explain exactly what I'd do differently.

My mother calls me at work 2 days later to ask me to send her my doodled changes. This is a summarized transcription of what happened
M: Oh I see, I found them.
V: Yeah but I changed my mind, I actually dont think you should have a wall there
M: Oh yes, I wasn't going to do that anyway. Sometimes you can be very stubborn
V: I...what? /I/ can be very stubborn? How do you even..? That's like pot calling kettle black! YOU are the one that never listens!
M: No no! I USED to be stubborn, but I have changed. I am different now, not like you, so stubborn.
V: How do you even.. NO! I'm not talking to you about this at work, I have stuff I need to do. I'll talk to you later

(after work)

V: Hi Mom, do you want to hear what I meant by...
M: Good you call Vicki, You said earlier today that I am very stubborn.
V: What? Are we still talking about this? I didn't even, YOU said-
M: But this is not true, YOU are the one who is stubborn
V: If I AM I LEARNED IT FROM YOU! Do you want to hear my idea or not!?
M: No but I want to tell you that because you are so stubborn-
V: OMG are we going to talk about the house plan or are you going to stubbornly talk about how not stubborn you are?
M: I have changed, and am now a good listener, but you are still so stub-
V: Goodbye Mom, we will talk when you stop talking about who is more stubborn.

(Tell Mike about the ridiculous conversation I just had with Mom)
(He proceeds to IM my sister in Taiwan while I go off and faff about online)

Maturity. My family is rolling in it.